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6.17.2014

天空 玛莉亚

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  • bewwbs:

    how to get girls to like you:

    1. compliment their eyebrows
    2. eat them out

    (Source: a-greek-goddess, via xryz)

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  • milleniumbabe:

A list of every Studio Ghibli film to date, in chronological order.
Request or recommend movies here.
* * *
Panda! Go, Panda! (1972) [subbed//dubbed]
Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) [subbed//dubbed]
Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986) [subbed//dubbed]
Grave of the Fireflies (1988) [subbed//dubbed]
My Neighbour Totoro (1988) [subbed//dubbed]
Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) [subbed//dubbed]
Only Yesterday (1991) [subbed//dubbed]
Porco Rosso (1992) [subbed//dubbed]
Ocean Waves (1993) [subbed//dubbed]
Pom Poko (1994) [subbed//dubbed]
Whisper of the Heart (1995) [subbed//dubbed]
Princess Mononoke (1997) [subbed//dubbed]
My Neighbours the Yamadas (1999) [subbed//dubbed]
Spirited Away (2001) [subbed//dubbed]
The Cat Returns (2002) [subbed//dubbed]
Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) [subbed//dubbed]
Tales from Earthsea (2006) [subbed//dubbed]
Ponyo on the Cliff by the Sea (2008) [subbed//dubbed]
The Secret World of Arrietty (2010) [subbed//dubbed]
From Up On Poppy Hill (2011) [subbed//dubbed]
The Wind Rises (2013) [subbed//dubbed]
* * *
As of yet I cannot find any links for The Tales of Princess Kaguya.
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  • findmedownsouth:

    touch-me-inthe-dark:

    spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

    Girls are evil for this right here.

    (via xryz)

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  • haleighbaleighbee:

fashioninfographics:

How many times can you wear it between washes?
Via

Huh. I think this is the most important thing I’ve ever reblogged.
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  • fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:


mockinggrass:


Go big or go home 


So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.
In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.



So I decided to try it

alrighty, let’s go one more step





i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY


Story of my life


that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one
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  • Anonymous asked : omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

    the-kellin-under-the-vic:

    This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

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  • Anonymous asked : omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

    the-kellin-under-the-vic:

    This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

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